1. Blake Griffin for Brian Scab + 6 pack of Dr. Pepper – why would the Clippers do this? Chris Kaman just isn't white enough and they'd have an opportunity to win that new Camaro.

2. Lebron James for Ray Allen – why would the Cavs do this? Dan Gilbert is blind! You can do a switch-a-roo

3. Dwight Howard + J. Nelson for Rondo + Miki Moore + that Asian dude who stretches the players – why would the Magics do this? b/c the Celtics are awesome!i!i!i! YEAH!!!

4. Manny Ramirez for James Posey's ghost – why would the Dodgers do this? get rid of an embarrassment. Why would the Celtics do this? They'll need someone with Steroids access to help Ray Al and KG heal from injuries and age. And They don't like the fact that they let Posey go, who could have definitely guarded Hedo and made the difference.

All in all, every team in the NBA should be honored to not only have the Celts in the NBA, but to do a trade with them.

Issue number one of the Owners Meeting should be that McHale should be the GM of every other team in the NBA.

It'd be nice to pick up Sheed, maybe he won't cry as much coming off the bench? he also spreads the floor well when in there (3pt range) and his laziness on the boards wouldn't hurt as much, since most of the time he'd be in the game with either KG or Perk (both of which are great rebounders without any help)

if they could get Sheed to sign for cheap, and pick up a backup for Pierce (Grant Hill possibly?) then I really don't see any team being able to compare.