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9 days ago

Painful Reminders (Part I): The Celtics Drafted JaJuan Johnson Instead of Jimmy Butler

On June 23rd, 2011, Brian Robb and I stood around a high top bar table in Tommy Doyle’s in Kendall Square.  Before us lay one of the biggest mounds of buffalo chicken wings I had ever endeavor to make disappear.  These 25 cent flappers- one of the few indulgences afforded to the participants of our [...]

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9 days ago

Chris Wilcox: 2012-13 Final Grade

There are a number of contextually-appropriate ways to craft this post. One would be to forgo words entirely, and represent Chris Wilcox’s entire season with a series of videos. That would involve one part of this: For every eight parts of this: Note the headline on that second clip. Someone was so amused/enraged by Wilcox’s [...]

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10 days ago

Rajon Rondo’s 2012-13 Final Grade

Here’s a sweeping general statement involving super specific statistics that may or may not mean anything: In the 1423 minutes Rajon Rondo played this season, the Boston Celtics were outscored by 1.3 points per 100 possessions. When he sat (including all contests after he tore his ACL), Boston was better than their opponents by 1.8 [...]

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11 days ago

Avery Bradley Elected to NBA All-Defense Second Team

Avery Bradley has been a standout defender for the past couple seasons…in the regular season anyway. Now he has a trophy to prove it. The NBA announced this afternoon that the third-year guard has been elected by coaches around the league to the second-team all-NBA defensive team for the first time in his career. Bradley [...]

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14 days ago

Paul Pierce’s Contract: Dispelling The Myths and Stating The Facts

The first domino to fall this offseason is Paul Pierce’s contract. Until Danny Ainge figures out what he’s doing there, little else matters. As we wait for this decision, we also must face the rest of the offseason, which means it is also rumor season. With that time of year, comes plenty of information floating [...]

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14 days ago

Final Grade: Avery Bradley (C+)

In his third year in the league, in which promising players often make brash leaps from benchwarmer to starter, from starter to star, Avery Bradley took a big step back. But his regression might be deceptive. When he returned to the Celtics’ lineup on January the 2nd after two in-season months recovering from offseason shoulder [...]

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Ray Allen, here’s a quick anecdote.  This afternoon I was on Route 16 on the way to get what I think is the best coffee in the greater Boston area (that would be Quebrada Bakery in Wellesley) when I saw a bright blue Range Rover trying to merge on to 16 West.   At first I thought this was some generous (crazy?) father’s sweet sixteen present to his daughter.  Then I realized that sixteen-year-old’s don’t usually ride on very nice 22′s.  The my friend Dev made a crack about how much he doubted this Range Rover could actually rove off-range when the car was able to merge successfully and wouldn’t you know it, it was none other than the Jesus Shuttlesworth himself.  While I feel like an unwilling member of the paparazzi reporting this I thought someone might be interested.  I don’t condone pestering celebrities but if you see a lightish-darkish blue Range Rover with really nice rims (kind of looks like this), chances are Ray Allen is close by.

Oh and he was also wearing headphones, which is a not a good thing to do while driving.  Seriously, I love Ray Allen so much I just want him to be safe.  Oh and I love Ray Allen so much I photoshopped this picture:love-of-Ray5

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