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Rondo Replacing Johnson on All-Star Team

The Herald got it right from Rondo’s agent. According to his agent, Bill Duffy, the Celtics point guard has been named to the Eastern Conference All-star roster, presumably to replace Joe Johnson, the injured Atlanta Hawks guard. This would be Rondo’s third all-star appearance. Nice birthday present for RR, who probably should have been selected [...]

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3 days ago

Comments Deleting?

We apologize if your comments are being deleted (provided that they are not offensive). We are looking into why this is happening. We also want to apologize for the lack of a game thread for last night’s game.  We had a premonition that the Celtics would play that poorly and thought if we pretended the [...]

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7 days ago

5 Questions With Greg Monroe

I talked with Detroit star forward Greg Monroe prior to the Celtics-Pistons game on Wednesday night.  Here is what the 2nd year big man out of Georgetown, who is averaging 16.4 points, 9.7 rebounds, 2.5 assists per game had to say. 1. Just your 2nd year in the league, but playing so well, were you disappointed [...]

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8 days ago

Call for Responses: 5-on-5

Readers! Last week’s responses to the 5-on-5 questions were really, really great. We had way more qualified answers than we were able to use. So we’re going to keep doing it! FOREVER. Here are this week’s questions: 1. Are you concerned about Rondo’s media boycott this week? 2. The trade deadline is less than a [...]

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11 days ago

5 Questions With Ronnie Brewer

I talked with Chicago starting guard Ronnie Brewer prior to the Celtics-Bulls game on Sunday.  Here is what the 6th year man out of Arkansas who is averaging 7.6 points, 3.1 rebounds, and 2.1 assists had to say. 1. You guys have a lot of the same players back from last year’s team which was [...]

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13 days ago

5 Questions With Josh McRoberts

I talked to Los Angeles back up big man Josh McRoberts prior to the Celtics-Lakers game Thursday night at the Garden.  Here is what the former Duke Blue Devil, who is averaging 2.9 points and 3.8 rebounds in his first year in LA, had to say. 1. How have you guys been able to deal [...]

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Is Jeff Green Too Normal to Be a Celtic?

If you’re like me, you’ve been a little concerned that Jeff Green isn’t weird enough to hang in the Celtics locker room, a place where chaos and idiocy reign. Nenad Krstic should be fine, because he threw a chair in a rage once, but Green hasn’t been that outgoing in interviews and that has caused some worries on the weirdness front. Well, worry no more. Dude’s plenty weird.

The relevant part is at :16. Jeff Green’s new nickname is Bartholomew Smithsonian. It is to be used at all times for all purposes. Another interesting thing about this video is that Durant and Smithsonian are listed as being the same height but Durant is somehow about three inches taller, despite that.

Bartholomew also had a pretty bizarre Twitter account before he shut it down in preparation for completing his English degree at Georgetown summer school. It was mostly flirtatious exchanges between him, Durant, Russell Westbrook, and James Harden, who referred to themselves as “The Broingtons.” But that wasn’t all.

jeff_green22: Feeling so good I think I might run for mayor!!!!

jeff_green22: Sometimes I just wanna holla so loud…uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrerggggggggghjhhhhhhhhhh didnt help at all.

jeff_green22: I can’t wait to see this new Shrek movie lol…”do the roar…do the roar…I love u daddy” lol

jeff_green22: And heeerreeee we GO!!! ( joker voice)

jeff_green22: Yes RT @slamberroberts: @KDthunderup you and @jeff_green22 are sooooo cute! Are you in love?

jeff_green22: Man i hate when someone calls you, then you call them RIGHT back and they don’t answer

jeff_green22: Watching “Home Alone”…man I’ll be scared in that big house alone

jeff_green22: Oh man can’t wait for Mondays oprah show

And my personal favorite:

jeff_green22: Shut up!!! RT @J_Wall10: Thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes!

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