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Jason Terry’s 2012-13 Final Grade

  Acquiring any player, whether it’s via trade, free agency, or the draft, comes with an air of uncertainty. The NBA has no guaranteed covenant and all sales are final, no matter how talented, proven, or productive the player may have been in year’s past. But these memories—especially recent ones—often clouds the judgment of a [...]

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9 days ago

Painful Reminders (Part I): The Celtics Drafted JaJuan Johnson Instead of Jimmy Butler

On June 23rd, 2011, Brian Robb and I stood around a high top bar table in Tommy Doyle’s in Kendall Square.  Before us lay one of the biggest mounds of buffalo chicken wings I had ever endeavor to make disappear.  These 25 cent flappers- one of the few indulgences afforded to the participants of our [...]

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10 days ago

Chris Wilcox: 2012-13 Final Grade

There are a number of contextually-appropriate ways to craft this post. One would be to forgo words entirely, and represent Chris Wilcox’s entire season with a series of videos. That would involve one part of this: For every eight parts of this: Note the headline on that second clip. Someone was so amused/enraged by Wilcox’s [...]

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11 days ago

Rajon Rondo’s 2012-13 Final Grade

Here’s a sweeping general statement involving super specific statistics that may or may not mean anything: In the 1423 minutes Rajon Rondo played this season, the Boston Celtics were outscored by 1.3 points per 100 possessions. When he sat (including all contests after he tore his ACL), Boston was better than their opponents by 1.8 [...]

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11 days ago

Avery Bradley Elected to NBA All-Defense Second Team

Avery Bradley has been a standout defender for the past couple seasons…in the regular season anyway. Now he has a trophy to prove it. The NBA announced this afternoon that the third-year guard has been elected by coaches around the league to the second-team all-NBA defensive team for the first time in his career. Bradley [...]

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14 days ago

Paul Pierce’s Contract: Dispelling The Myths and Stating The Facts

The first domino to fall this offseason is Paul Pierce’s contract. Until Danny Ainge figures out what he’s doing there, little else matters. As we wait for this decision, we also must face the rest of the offseason, which means it is also rumor season. With that time of year, comes plenty of information floating [...]

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Lockout! What will you be doing?

If you haven’t heard, the NBA has locked out its players making the 2011-2012 NBA season anything but a certainty.  This, of course, sucks. Even if you are a casual visitor to this website it means you are a huge fan of the NBA.  Not having a next season is going to affect everyone.  The question becomes, “what are you going to do without the Celtics next year?”

Personally, I’ve already gotten started.  Thursday night, I did my best Paul Pierce impression by hitting a game winner from his sweet spot.  No joke.  Everyone in the Kennedy-Longfellow gym in Cambridge went crazy.  Here’s a diagram of the last shot, followed by a quick recap:

A back-and-forth old-man-league game finally culminated in me getting the ball at the most important time.  Ten seconds to go.  Game tied 61-61.  I ball-faked left, drove right, pulled up from the elbow, and drained it.  I’m serious. If the diagram doesn’t sell you, it looked exactly like this.

Okay, I’m telling you this for two reasons, 1) because it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever done; and 2) because we’re all going to have to find moments like this if there isn’t a season.

In a recent edition of 5-on-5 for ESPN, they asked us this exact question, what will we all do if there is no season.  Here are our responses:

So what will you do?  How will you get your Celtics/NBA fix?

I want to know and I want everyone, American or not, to have a very happy fourth of July.

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