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8 days ago

Painful Reminders (Part I): The Celtics Drafted JaJuan Johnson Instead of Jimmy Butler

On June 23rd, 2011, Brian Robb and I stood around a high top bar table in Tommy Doyle’s in Kendall Square.  Before us lay one of the biggest mounds of buffalo chicken wings I had ever endeavor to make disappear.  These 25 cent flappers- one of the few indulgences afforded to the participants of our [...]

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8 days ago

Chris Wilcox: 2012-13 Final Grade

There are a number of contextually-appropriate ways to craft this post. One would be to forgo words entirely, and represent Chris Wilcox’s entire season with a series of videos. That would involve one part of this: For every eight parts of this: Note the headline on that second clip. Someone was so amused/enraged by Wilcox’s [...]

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9 days ago

Rajon Rondo’s 2012-13 Final Grade

Here’s a sweeping general statement involving super specific statistics that may or may not mean anything: In the 1423 minutes Rajon Rondo played this season, the Boston Celtics were outscored by 1.3 points per 100 possessions. When he sat (including all contests after he tore his ACL), Boston was better than their opponents by 1.8 [...]

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10 days ago

Avery Bradley Elected to NBA All-Defense Second Team

Avery Bradley has been a standout defender for the past couple seasons…in the regular season anyway. Now he has a trophy to prove it. The NBA announced this afternoon that the third-year guard has been elected by coaches around the league to the second-team all-NBA defensive team for the first time in his career. Bradley [...]

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13 days ago

Paul Pierce’s Contract: Dispelling The Myths and Stating The Facts

The first domino to fall this offseason is Paul Pierce’s contract. Until Danny Ainge figures out what he’s doing there, little else matters. As we wait for this decision, we also must face the rest of the offseason, which means it is also rumor season. With that time of year, comes plenty of information floating [...]

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13 days ago

Final Grade: Avery Bradley (C+)

In his third year in the league, in which promising players often make brash leaps from benchwarmer to starter, from starter to star, Avery Bradley took a big step back. But his regression might be deceptive. When he returned to the Celtics’ lineup on January the 2nd after two in-season months recovering from offseason shoulder [...]

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Miami Heat: Master Floppers

Every NBA player flops.  Every NBA team flops.  It’s an unfortunate byproduct of human officiating and no in-game consequences.  To the NBA’s credit, they are trying to curb this practice by fining players who blatantly fake contact, however it fails to do anything about players who exaggerate contact.

Paul Pierce has been so notorious in his flopping that it’s been to his detriment for the last few seasons.  There are times when he legitimately gets fouled but doesn’t get a call for how often he’s yelled or flailed his arms in the past.

While every player flops, there’s no team who flops quite like the Miami Heat.  It’s truly an art form.  Whether it’s Mario Chalmers or Chris Bosh throwing their heads back when they feel any contact (similar to Rajon Rondo).  Or Dwyane Wade throwing himself through the lane and falling into the row of baseline cameramen.  Or LeBron James suffering what looks like his next career ending head-injury only to be totally fine.  Or Shane Battier taking charges even when someone steps around him.

They are so good at this, I had to make them a little tribute video of some of the more egregious flops and ticky tack calls from Monday’s game:

For a better view of that LeBron head flop on the pick, check out the gif on the bottom of the page

Since flopping is such a problem in the NBA, I also created this .gif for when I’m on Twitter and see an especially horrendous flop that leads to an official calling a ticky-tack foul:

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