“When I walk around the streets, y’all stop acting like y’all shocked that I can shoot 3’s. Everybody in Boston, everybody in the world, everybody in Minnesota, everybody wherever I’m at — Concord, Lexington, Burlington — I can shoot 3’s, OK. Let that go. I can shoot 3’s. Y’all are acting all shocked like you ain’t seen a black guy hit a 3. The hell’s going on with y’all? I can shoot 3’s, alright? Doc was yelling at me today — shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Finally, I just shot the 3 and said, ‘Huh! Is that what you want!?’

Hit the link for the rest.

Perk entertainingly ran point guard all game for one of the teams in the exhibition and received the loudest ovation of all the players in attendance by the crowd according to many accounts. Perk spoke after the game at length with the media about his lingering feelings on being traded out of town last February.

From Mark Murphy of The Boston Herald:

On his feelings surround the trade:  “Hurt, surprised, I think it really still hasn’t hit me yet — not really,” he said later. “I think everything happened so fast, last year coming back from my ACL injury and getting traded to Oklahoma City where I had to be a leader.

“It still hurts that I got traded, but then the city of Oklahoma has been great to me. They’ve embraced me with open arms, and I have no complaints about the city of Oklahoma and the whole organization.”

From Gary Dzen of Boston.com

On missing Boston: “I never knew how much I missed being here,” said Perkins. “Definitely missed the whole city of Boston, the whole area of New England. It just felt good to be back playing basketball in Boston. It was a whole lot of fun today.”

On the lockout negotiations: “It’s never been in my control, but I feel like we’re going to come to an agreement that’s good for both sides,” said Perkins. “You’ve got a lot of guys. Every guy feels different in my eyes. Some guys may want to take the deal, some guys may say they don’t want to take the deal. I think the biggest thing for the players is that we all stick together, because we know the owners are going to do the same.

“I think if both sides put their pride aside we can get a deal done. I think both sides have been really prideful. I think if both sides drop their pride and come in with an open mind and an open heart I think we can get a deal done.”

Full video of Perk’s remarks after the jump

Hat tip: Ben Rohrbach, WEEI.

Anyway, this lockout has been a total bummer.  Not only has it caused most of us to focus on other things- football, spending time with loved ones, diet, exercise, various vices- but it also has led us to frame this upcoming season completely different.  I thought about this concept when I was stuck in a New Orleans hotel all day because Hurricane Irene delayed my flight home,  You see, a close friend of mine is getting married and the groomsmen decided it would be a good idea to spend the weekend experiencing everything Bourbon Street had to offer.  What was meant to be a brief two-day foray into Cajun Culture turned into nearly a week of gumbo, beads, and hot sauce.  That takes a toll on a person’s soul (and wallet).

If you were in New Orleans last weekend and ran into any of these fools, my apologies.

(backside shown to protect the guilty innocent)

As I’m soul searching in a New Orleans hotel at which I am no longer an official guest I begin to think about other things that beget desperation.  Without fail, my mind arrives at the Celtics.

For years Celtics fans and detractors alike have been discussing this concept of a “championship window” and every offseason there has been one reason or another to be hopeful.  After 2008, the sentiment was, “can the Celtics repeat?“.  After the 2009 season, it was, “well if KG had been healthy…” only to be followed up by “the Cs really could have used Kendrick Perkins in Game 7 of the Finals.“  Every offseason up until this one had some kind of hopeful undertones.

The catalyst for this realization?  Reading this Paul Flannery article (WEEI.com) on my smart phone.  It’s worth the whole read-thru, but in case you are in a time crunch let me summarize the main premise: Jeff Green may not be as bad as you thought.   Eeeeeshhh…

Maybe it was fighting off the urge to abruptly expel everything I had consumed the night before (I admit nothing).  Maybe it was the fact that we arrived home well after the day broke and had to check out at noon forcing an earlier-than-desired rise.  Whatever it was, I felt sick and downtrodden when I read it.  Compared with any other offseason in the Big Three era, this year reeks with the bleakest potential.

So let’s breakdown the past few offseason outlooks for handy reference:

• 2008 Offseason: Hell Yeah! Cs gonna repeat!

• 2009 Offseason: Just wait until Kevin Garnett comes back!  No way the Magic beat the Cs if KG is healthy.

• 2010 Offseason: So close!  Game 7 of the NBA Finals with an injured Kendrick Perkins?  Just need one more piece…

• 2011 Offseason: Hey, the Cs were completely over-matched by the Miami Heat but look, Jeff Green may end up being a good player someday.

When Zach Lowe (Sports Illustrated né CelticsHub) still wrote here, we used to have a huge difference of perception.  This led to many an argument in the CelticsHub war room (email chains).  I was always hopeful that something good could come out of each offseason, that the Celtics were always right there in contention.  Zach, on the other hand, was a self-proclaimed pessimist.  He would find any little thing to lower a total win or a playoff prediction.

Now, I’m starting to think and feel like Zach.

A few weeks ago, Kevin Pelton (Basketball Prospectus) outlined a Celtic rebuilding plan as a special to ESPN Insider.  Like Flannery, is this really what Celtics’ fans have to look forward to?  As soon as the post was published, I get an email from Ryan describing Pelton’s post as a “terrible Milwaukee-style rebuilding plan.”

For those of you without ESPN Insider, Pelton’s suggestion is to replace Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, and Jermaine O’Neal with Al Jefferson, Omer Asik, O.J. Mayo, Matt Barnes, and Robin Lopez.  Please note: this is just the raw breakdown and Pelton does go on to explain his rationale.  Also to be fair, it’s not like he has a lot with which to work.  Free Agents don’t exactly flock to Boston unless there’s a good chance to win a ring.  If the Celtics are going to competely rebuild, the team will again be entrusted to Danny Ainge.  Ainge will have to shift back to building a team rather than just adding complimentary pieces, although his track record suggests he has better success in doing the former.  Is that really what this offseason hope is going to be?

Again, eeeessshhh…

(as a quick aside, have you seen this recent picture of Von Wafer? Maybe he will be able to bring some hope to Celtics’ future).

This video begs the utmost important question:  does this mean this lady is a Celtics fan?